I'M NOT CONTENT

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Bad guy coming in (minor key)

That old cow is never happy

Ice or banana skin – which one tripped the penguin?

Such a strange old world we live in these days

Strange old world indeed

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Hard hats really do save lives

Moats work better on the outside

Pick up chicks in hay bars

Pick a tape of 'Ishtar'

'Cause it's all there is for you to choose from

All there is to see

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'Cause planes may fly, but they're not flies

And bears can't wear a bird's disguise

I found my drill on Blueberry hill

But Chico's feeling unfulfilled

I just don't think it's fair that Hal is such a target

So let's all play the 'Blame Wayne' game

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Dumbo's scaring jumbo jets

Just how gifted can you get?

Different tools of different gods

Different moods of different dogs

'Cause nothing's as it first appears

No, nothing's as it seems

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Trouble brewing by the lake

Dooming humans with a handshake

Venison as punishment

Elephants causing accidents

At least that's how it's meant to look

That's how it's meant to be

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'Cause Fifi's skills can save the day

But Fluffy's ill – he's gone insane

With boring guests, it's hints they need

So let's feign death until they leave

But I just can't shake the fear that

That duck is somewhere out there

He's watching me and taunting me

He's watching me and taunting me